Hiyo Kinomono

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
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When someone offers you drinks or snacks do you ever say “no thank you” because you dont want to look like a greedy twat?

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katsplanet:

im afraid my online friends are gonna meet me in person and be like “oh”

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Holy shit i think i sat on something spikey

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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every porn ever

guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*